What do you call the horse than lives next door?

A neighbour!

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What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

A: I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

How do you make a small fortune out of horses?

Start off with a large fortune!

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How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

What do you call your Mexican friend living in Oklahoma?

Your Oklahomie.

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What do you do when you see your neighbour staggering in the back yard?

Shoot him again.

How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them