Just enough to completely fill up the floppy diks drive.
Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.
He turns into Kim Jong-ill!
You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk
Because it had too many threads.
Because the Pope was a cat-holic. Eh Eh
Because they like Poles.
His hardware was Microsoft
None- that's hardware.
You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!
Hardware breaks if you maintain it.