How much Viagra do you have to give a computer to turn its software into hardware?

Just enough to completely fill up the floppy diks drive.

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What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

What do you call a special needs sheep that got turned into a blanket?

A down comforter.

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What did the computer say?

too weak.

Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

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What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

A: They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair and not the feet?

Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.

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Why couldn't Bill Gates get any girls?

His hardware was Microsoft

How many Software Engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None- that's hardware.

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What's the difference between hardware and software?

Hardware breaks if you maintain it.

How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!