How much Viagra do you have to give a computer to turn its software into hardware?

Just enough to completely fill up the floppy diks drive.

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Why couldn't the traffic light get a date?

She was wearing no turn on red. :

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He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns.

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Ask the NSA for a backup.

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What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

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Hardware breaks if you maintain it.

Why couldn't Bill Gates get any girls?

His hardware was Microsoft

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You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

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Hardware breaks if you maintain it.