Just enough to completely fill up the floppy diks drive.
Because you turn 360 and walk away!!
A: A baby with a javellin through its head.
How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer? When there's white-out all over the screen
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You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.
Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.
Hardware breaks if you maintain it.
His hardware was Microsoft
You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!