What do you call a special needs sheep that got turned into a blanket?

A down comforter.

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Where do you think you're going at this hour?

gun hangs head & turns around

What did pirate say when he turned 80?

AYE MATEY

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What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

What does a blanket say to the other after a game of chess?

Well plaid.