What do you call a special needs sheep that got turned into a blanket?

A down comforter.

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Where my single ladies at?

drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

Why did Woodrow Wilson take a long time to turn around?

Because he could only make 14 point turns.

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What's the worst gift to give to an anti-vaxxer?

Blankets.

What does a blanket say to the other after a game of chess?

Well plaid.