What do you call a special needs sheep that got turned into a blanket?

A down comforter.

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Why couldn't the traffic light get a date?

She was wearing no turn on red. :

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It turns out, it's not very hard at all

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How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!