What do you call a special needs sheep that got turned into a blanket?

A down comforter.

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How many "suh dudes" does it take to turn on a light bulb?

None, it's already lit fam haha suh dude.

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

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What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

Oh sheeeeeettttt!