What do you call a special needs sheep that got turned into a blanket?

A down comforter.

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How difficult is it to live with erectile dysfunction?

It turns out, it's not very hard at all

What's the disease that slowly turns your skin black?

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What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

What's the worst gift to give to an anti-vaxxer?

Blankets.