Why did the monster stop playing with his brother?

He got tired of kicking him around.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why do people say its not you... it's me in a breakup?

Yeah it's YOU, you're an idiot! I'm amazing... ask your brother!

What did a black twin called his brother before they're born?

Inmates

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Why doesn't anyone watch women's hockey?

The games take 3 months to play!

What's the difference between a jazz guitarist and a rock guitarist?

A rock guitarist plays 10 chords for 50,000 people, and a jazz guitarist plays 50,000 chords for 10 people.

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What do you call a person who doesn't care that he just got kicked out of a Call of Duty team?

unfazed*

Why did the doctor kick his patients?

He was trying to heel them.

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Why did the monster lie on his back?

To trip up low-flying aircraft.

What's big and hairy and goes 'beep beep'?

A monster in a traffic jam.