Why did the monster stop playing with his brother?

He got tired of kicking him around.

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

How to stop an unwanted DM. Hi, how are you?

Me: Well, my ex has me on a wanted list because I'm a psychotic cow, how are you

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What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

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What instrument does Mother Earth play?

The Qatar.

Why was Shakespeare always a good teammate to have?

Because no matter the sport, he would always play write

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Why did Bill Gates &amp?

Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".

Why was the socialist kicked from his party?

Because he was anti social.

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What do you call a monster with a wooden head?

Edward.

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a redcoat?

A bigger target.