He got tired of kicking him around.
Santa stops at three Ho's
Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
Yeah it's YOU, you're an idiot! I'm amazing... ask your brother!
Because he lost his bat, man.
Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)
Because he was anti social.
Kick his sister in the jaw.
Squash.
Cuz if he were small, white and smooth hed be a Tic Tac.
