Why did the monster stop playing with his brother?

He got tired of kicking him around.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

A: So they know where to stop shaving.

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?

A: Turn off the carousel.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

What's faster than a black guy running down the street with your T.V?

His brother holding the VCR.

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Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?

Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.

Why did the director yell at Kick at the set of Punchkicker 5?

Because he said Punch's line.

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Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.