What do you call a person who doesn't care that he just got kicked out of a Call of Duty team?

unfazed*

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

What do you call a person with memory problems telling a joke?

To get to the other side.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What do call someone who takes care of reindeer and really enjoys it?

A Jolly Rancher.

Who do you think cares?

Nobody. They're too angry at the mods at to care.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

Duty Jokes More Duty Jokes

What is similar between the life of an Ethiopian kid and the hype of Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare?

They're practically non existent.

How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.