What is Call of Duty called in Afghanistan?

The Sims

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Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

What's the difference between a Afghanistan wedding and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me, I'm just the drone pilot.

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What do you call a police officer standing on dog poop?

On duty

How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.

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Why did EA remove gender restrictions in The Sims 4?

They're just doing their small part, because EA loves micro trans actions.

What is Call of Duty called in Afghanistan?

The Sims