What is Call of Duty called in Afghanistan?

The Sims

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Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

What's the difference between a Afghanistan wedding and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me, I'm just the drone pilot.

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What's blue and sits on the toilet?

A policeman doing his duty!

Why did the janitor flush the toilet?

Because it was his duty.

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What is Call of Duty called in Afghanistan?

The Sims

Why did EA remove gender restrictions in The Sims 4?

They're just doing their small part, because EA loves micro trans actions.