What's blue and sits on the toilet?

A policeman doing his duty!

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Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

What do you call a ice cube in the toilet?

Poop cuber

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What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year?

Paddy O'Furniture

What is the one thing wrong with a Piles joke?

It doesn't sit well.

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

What's blue and sits on the toilet?

A policeman doing his duty!

What does Pokemon Go and a policeman have in common?

You gotta catch Jamal

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What is the most environmentally friendly game company?

The three that make Call of Duty; They've recycled their ONLY GAME, every year for the past 7 years.

What is Call of Duty called in Afghanistan?

The Sims