What's blue and sits on the toilet?

A policeman doing his duty!

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Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

How do you say 'Toilet' in Japanese?

Dump-ring.

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call 5 cats sitting on top of each other?

A caterpillar

What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?

Miss most of the film!

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

Why can't a policeman win a game of pool?

Because he always shoots the black one first.

What does Pokemon Go and a policeman have in common?

You gotta catch Jamal

Duty Jokes More Duty Jokes

What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

Who's the victim?

Battlefield: Call of Duty