What's blue and sits on the toilet?

A policeman doing his duty!

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Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Why was the pencil in the toilet?

It was a No. 2.

What's the difference between a toilet and a graveyard?

Nothing. When you have to go, you have to go.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call a 1,000 pound woman sitting on a bar stool?

A half-ton pickup.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

Duty Jokes More Duty Jokes

Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.

What is a businessman's favorite game?

Call of Duty: Economic Warfare