What's blue and sits on the toilet?

A policeman doing his duty!

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Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What is the meanest thing you could do to a blind person ?

Leave the plunger on the toilet.

Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

How do you like your new teacher ?

Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one !

What did the Triceratops sit on?

Its Tricerabottom.

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

Why are you crying after giving me that ticket?

Policeman: It was a moving violation.

Why did the policeman shoot the empty LED?

It was a black one.

Duty Jokes More Duty Jokes

What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.