What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors?

Ereptile dysfunction

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.

Why does it take 10 women with premenstrual tension to change a light bulb?

IT JUST DOES, OK JERK !!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!

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Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

What's wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors?

He has a reptile dysfunction.

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What do you call a color that doesn't exist?

A pigment of your imagination.

What does a chameleon that can't change color suffer from?

Reptile disfunction

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What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors?

Ereptile dysfunction

Why couldn't the lizard get it up?

He had ereptile dysfunction.