How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder."

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How many surrealist painters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this

How many femenists does it really take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter how many femenists try, they can't change anything. Alternatively, they just hold it up and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I've got this neat candle holder...

How many optimists does it take to change a light bulb?

Who says it's dark

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What do you call a blond that dyed her hair brown?

Artificial Intelligence

How do you call a blond who has colored her hair to brown?

Artificial intelligence!