Why does John Cena always take awhile to feel better when he's sick?

Because the Doctor can never see him.

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How long have you felt like this?

Ever since I was a puppy!

Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

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What did the doctor say to the man wearing cling-film?

I can clearly see you're nuts

When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

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What do you call 75 year old John Cena?

John Cenile.

Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.