Why does John Cena always take awhile to feel better when he's sick?

Because the Doctor can never see him.

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Where do people already feel awkward & uncomfortable?

Church " "K let's make 'em like that" -- funeral home designers

Why do LGBT men typically have their whisker-hairs depilated?

So their skin won't feel so abrucive

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What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

What do you call two doctors with colds?

An ironic paradox.

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How loud is John Cena?

xDb

Why is impersonating John Cena illegal in Mexico?

Because there's only Juan Cena