When does John Cena get scared?

When John CENA ghost!

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Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

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What do ghosts dress up as for Halloween?

As John Cena because you can't see them.

What did little John Cena say to his primary school teacher when she gave him his report card?

You can't C me!