Why does Saudi Arabia have so much oil?

Because the women are not allowed to drive.

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Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs?

Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.

What is the only type of alcohol muslims are allowed to drink?

TAKBEER!

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What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

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Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them?

Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls

How does the modern-day James Bond prefer his women?

Shaven, not furred

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How would you rate USA and Saudi Arabia's relationship?

9/11

Who is the most hated actor in Saudi Arabia?

Shia Labeouf

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How does a Korean walk a dog?

With a little bit of oil.

Why does Saudi Arabia have so much oil?

Because the women are not allowed to drive.