Because the women are not allowed to drive.
A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Orphans.
A Chrysler
Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.
Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!
100$ bill
Haram bae
How I bought your mother
Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.
They can't figure out how to make them leak oil.
