Why does Saudi Arabia have so much oil?

Because the women are not allowed to drive.

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Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...

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What did Palpatine order in the drive thru?

Friiiiiiies

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

answer "Scissors." then drive away..

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What's a similarity between obese people, and my relationships with women?

They don't work out.

What do women and modern computers have in common?

Neither one will accept a 3 and a half inch floppy

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How would you rate USA and Saudi Arabia's relationship?

9/11

What do you call an attractive primate corpse in Saudi Arabia?

Haram bae

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Why do mice need oiling ?

Because they squeak !

Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

A: Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)