Why does Saudi Arabia have so much oil?

Because the women are not allowed to drive.

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What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))

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What's the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman?

A: The car salesman can probably drive!

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

answer "Scissors." then drive away..

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Why do women prefer old gynecologists?

Their shaky hands!

Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

A: They don't have balls to scratch.

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Who is the most hated actor in Saudi Arabia?

Shia Labeouf

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

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What's a good example that oil is a bad lubricant?

Middle East

Whats Kim Kardashian and the Middle East got in common?

Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.