What's a similarity between obese people, and my relationships with women?

They don't work out.

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What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

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What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette

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What group would an obese racist join?

The cake-cake-cake.

What do you call a morbidly obese person who can predict the future?

A four-chin teller.

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What's a similarity between obese people, and my relationships with women?

They don't work out.

What are the similarities between feminists and hobos?

They both ask for change and never get any.

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Why do horses have such a low divorce rate?

Because they're all in relationships!

What's a similarity between obese people, and my relationships with women?

They don't work out.

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What's a similarity between obese people, and my relationships with women?

They don't work out.

What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.