What's a similarity between obese people, and my relationships with women?

They don't work out.

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Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business?

He got too attached to his work.

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What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking

Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.

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What do you call a obese fortune teller?

A fortune teller, you FPHer!!!

What group would an obese racist join?

The cake-cake-cake.

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What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?

They both let me stick it in only one place.

What's the similarity between video games and roulette?

Very fun until it goes Russian.

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What is your relationship with the plaintiff?

A: She is my daughter. Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13 1979

Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.

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What's a similarity between obese people, and my relationships with women?

They don't work out.

What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.