What's a similarity between obese people, and my relationships with women?

They don't work out.

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Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

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What is 4 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women crazy when they see it?

An empty toilet paper roll.

What do women and fuses have in common?

They blow when they get turned on.

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What do you call an obese psychic that works at a bank?

A four chin teller

What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

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What's the similarity between a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist?

They both work with crust.

What's the similarity between video games and roulette?

Very fun until it goes Russian.

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What do you call a dinosaur who just got out of a relationship?

Tyrannosaurus Ex

Why is it a bad idea to get in a relationship with a statue?

Because it's not going anywhere.

Obese People Jokes More Obese People Jokes

What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

What's a similarity between obese people, and my relationships with women?

They don't work out.