What's a similarity between obese people, and my relationships with women?

They don't work out.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.

What's the best part about living in a black family?

You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why is it easier for women to shave "downstairs" than men?

They don't have to go through as many obsticles.

How do you get a woman to pick cotton?

Set her tampon string on fire.

Obese Jokes More Obese Jokes

What do you call an obese terrorist who plays for the Yankees?

Derek Bin Jeter

What do you call a morbidly obese hippy?

Tie Dyeabetes

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What is the similarity between Steve Job and Robb Stark?

They both died when they were really popular.

What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.

What do you call a dinosaur who just got out of a relationship?

Tyrannosaurus Ex

Obese People Jokes More Obese People Jokes

What's a similarity between obese people, and my relationships with women?

They don't work out.

What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.