What's the difference between a vacuum and a Harley Davidson?

The position of the dirtbag

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What's the difference between a corpse and a Chinese baby girl?

5 minutes

What's the difference between a fox and a dog?

About 7 beers.

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How do Japanese politicians say they got their positions?

With erections.

Why was Heisenberg such a bad lover?

A: When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.

Vacuum Jokes More Vacuum Jokes

What's the worst part of a vacuum?

Nothing.

What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

Dirtbag Jokes More Dirtbag Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and a vaccuum?

With a vaccuum, the dirtbag's on the inside!

What's the difference between a vacuum and a Harley Davidson?

The position of the dirtbag

Harley Davidson Jokes More Harley Davidson Jokes

What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner?

The placement of the dirt bag.

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside.