How do Astronauts screw in a lightbulb?

They don't: They screw in a vacuum.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Meth-Heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!

How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, he lets the knives do the work

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Why do Scotsmen screw their sheep by the side of a cliff?

Because they push back harder.

How many French horn players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.

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Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention?

Because he was spaced out.

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut?

I Apollo-gize"

Vacuum Jokes More Vacuum Jokes

What do nature and dogs have in common?

They both abhor a vacuum.

Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.