How many redditors are needed to screw a lightbulb?

As much people as is needed to screw that lightbulb.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but the lightbulb has to WANT to change.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One. No two. No... How many do we have on the truck

How many Egalitarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter, they'll just screw it one rotation one way and one rotation the other way and call it equality.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

What do disabled people get when there's a fire in the building?

Left behind

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did Napoleon return from exile?

He needed more Elba room.

How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

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Why can't Redditors lose their virginity?

They can never get further than the tip!

How was the Redditor with only one karma upvote able to look like he had five karma upvotes?

He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!