How many redditors are needed to screw a lightbulb?

As much people as is needed to screw that lightbulb.

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.

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How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

How many NBA refs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they only screw playoff games.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why don't cannibals have dogs?

Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.

What country has the most people?

Brazil... They've got Brazillions

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What do you need to poop in the forest?

Toiletries

What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

Why can't Redditors lose their virginity?

They can never get further than the tip!

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE