What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A: A cello burns longer.

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What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.

What's the difference between a communist and a feminist?

The communist wants equality

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What do cars and humans have in common?

We both burn gas.

What do you call a burning Bible?

Holy smokes.

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What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?

A: You get light music.

What do you call it when one musician abuses another?

An act of violins.

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What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!