What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A: A cello burns longer.

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What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.

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What do a burnt pizza and a baby have in common?

Some idiot pulled it out to late

Why do people call their weed the Koran?

Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned

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What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.

What sort of violin does a ghost play?

A dreadivarius.

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What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.