How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!

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Greet Jokes More Greet Jokes

How do salespeople traditionally greet each other?

Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you."

How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season?

Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone.

Viola Jokes More Viola Jokes

Why are violas so large?

A: It is an optical illusion. It's not that the violas are large just that the viola player's heads are so small.

What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline.

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What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!

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Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it

Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative