How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!

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What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

How do you greet a British programmer named Cathryn?

Allo-cate

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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

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How does Yo-Yo Ma answer the phone?

Cello?

What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

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Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative

Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?

A: The vegetable garden.