How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!

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How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?

A merry Christmas to ewe

How do two lawyers greet each other?

With a firm handshake.

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Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

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How does Yo-Yo Ma answer the phone?

Cello?

What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

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Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?

A: The vegetable garden.

Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it