How does Yo-Yo Ma answer the phone?

Cello?

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When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

is unwise, apparently.

What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

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Why couldn't Biggy or Tupac ever get decent internet on their phones?

They were just 2G's

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

the guy likes his power chords too much.

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How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!

What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."