What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

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What's the difference between a Transformer robot and a Transgender person?

One is living in a spaceship and one is living a lie.

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

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What is buoyancy?

Alex: I'm sorry. The answer we were looking for is, Whatever.

What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

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What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"

How long does it take to for Mexicans to do a job?

Oh, wait they're done.

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What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?"

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What do seal hunters and teens have in common?

They both love clubbin'

Why would you name your human child Hunter?

Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist.

Season Jokes More Season Jokes

Why is it always so sunny in Firefly and Serenity?

Because they only have one season.

What is that famous Raider saying?

Next season!!! Hater nation!!!