What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

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What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

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What's the difference between black people and cancer?

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What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

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Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?

Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*

How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?

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What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?"

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What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

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He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

What kind of weapon does a seasoned vet use?

A salt rifle.