What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

What's the difference between a group of midget spies and a women's track team?

One is a cunning group of runts.

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What are the level differences between nannies?

Answer: the A level nannies suggest leafy vegetables... But the B nannies force kale.

How many questions did the politician answer?

9/11

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/

What broke?

opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom

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What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?"

What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

Hunter Jokes More Hunter Jokes

Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.

Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"

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What kind of weapon does a seasoned vet use?

A salt rifle.

Why did the Fall break off from all the other seasons?

Because it wanted autumnomy