How long does it take to for Mexicans to do a job?

Oh, wait they're done.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican midget?

A paragraph, because he is not a full essay.

Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How long have you been waiting to use that joke?

He happily says, "Since 2009!"

How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.