What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does a dog see in the mirror?

A chair

What's a dogs favourite day?

Chewsday

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog?

A. A diplo-croak-us.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What goes all around the world but stays in one corner the entire time?

Stamps!

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

Why does wonder woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.

Why is it we are singing to each other?

It's no wonder our funding has gone away.

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

Why did the insomniac get arrested?

He resisted a rest.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Agnostic Jokes More Agnostic Jokes

Why did the agnostic receive a lighter sentence?

He had no prior convictions.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.