What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What kind of dog does Sauron have?

A La-Barad-dr

Why do we call dogs, K-9?

because K-10 is for cats.

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What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde ?

A jet setter !

What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

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What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

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Who satisfies earth the most?

Sun. Because the sun goes down every night.

What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

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Why does wonder woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.

What do you call a square peg that wonders if it could plug a round hole?

Pi-curious.

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

Agnostic Jokes More Agnostic Jokes

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog