What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

Why do most blind folks not skydive?

The sound of the dog screaming at 8000 feet gets to you after a while.

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What do you get when you cross a tiger and a chicken?

Just the tiger

Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!"

Why did the Dark Ages existed?

Because there were 'nights.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

Why couldn't stevie wonder drive the bus?

There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

Agnostic Jokes More Agnostic Jokes

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.