Why did the insomniac get arrested?

He resisted a rest.

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What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

A: He got arrested just like you would've.

Why was the man arrested for having his skin flute played?

It was in A-minor

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How do you keep a club exclusively for straight edgers?

You weed out the rest

Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

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What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

Why did the cop shoot the insomniac?

He was resisting a rest

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What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

Why are wires addicted to electricity?

They can't resist.