Why did the insomniac get arrested?

He resisted a rest.

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Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

Why was the battery arrested ?

cuz it was charged with electricity .

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

Why were the police at the day care?

Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.