What has 10 letters and starts with gas?

Automobile.

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When I'm with a handsome man I get all nervous & involuntarily start speaking French ME leans across Oh really?

DATE: Yes

How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

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Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.

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What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

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What ten letter word starts with g-a-s?

Automobile.

What do you call a cute little animal you keep in your automobile?

A: A carpet.