Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.
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Automobile.
Not much, but in Flint they are both regular and unleaded
You shall not gas!"
Bravefart
Formaldehyde
He went to the Shell station.
Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.
All his gas is Argon.
The whole thing was a gas.
Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives.
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Nebola
flatulence"
The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"
Shell.
He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!
We both burn gas.
Cargo better if you fill it with gas first !
The type of gas used.
There was too much gas in them.
One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.
Argon
5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives
I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.
Mad-at-gas-cars!
Heinrich Potter, and the chamber of gas.
Rocket Farts.
At the filling station
He became a vegetarian.
Drive a bus through a pride parade
Acidently on purpose !
To meter you.
Because he had gnocchi.
Mortgage freeman.
Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick
Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.
Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.
Because of the towel ban
an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke
I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.
Well, we had to do something with the ovens.
Tourist
Vegetarians!
He is going to tell you.
