Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.
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Automobile.
Not much, but in Flint they are both regular and unleaded
You shall not gas!"
Bravefart
Formaldehyde
He went to the Shell station.
Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.
All his gas is Argon.
The whole thing was a gas.
Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives.
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Nebola
flatulence"
The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"
Shell.
He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!
We both burn gas.
Cargo better if you fill it with gas first !
The type of gas used.
There was too much gas in them.
One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.
Argon
5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives
I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.
Mad-at-gas-cars!
Heinrich Potter, and the chamber of gas.
Rocket Farts.
At the filling station
Toulouse
Anywhere else it would've been the "teethbrush"
CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird
Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.
You have to take the Third Reich.
Ouchwitz >say ouch when offended or in pain >Witz is the German word for joke >sounds like auschwitz
A Magpie.
Cause they would quack up.
A very upset child.
Electro cute
They both love to spark up joints.
In the Sith grade.
Only a Sith deals in absolutes.
ThomasDieKleineLokomotive
Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...
