What gas leaves a pirate speechless?

Argon

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Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

How can a room full of couples be empty?

There isn't a single person left! Bwahahahahaha

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Why does Helium go up?

Because the floors Argon.

What happened to all the funny chemistry puns?

They Argon...

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How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives

What do you call a Scotsman with gas after a dodgy curry?

Bravefart