What gas leaves a pirate speechless?

Argon

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Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.

Why was the women unable to leave the boutique?

She couldn't find the Dior

Argon Jokes More Argon Jokes

Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

Why do people consistently make bad chemistry jokes?

Because all the good ones Argon.

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What is similar between gas and water?

Not much, but in Flint they are both regular and unleaded

What has 10 letters and starts with gas?

Automobile.