What gas leaves a pirate speechless?

Argon

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Who's there ! Crewcut ! Crewcut who?

Crewcut and I'm the only one left !

What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

A: Leave it to peave her.

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What gas leaves a pirate speechless?

Argon

What happened to all the funny chemistry puns?

They Argon...

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What are the four most common types of states of matter?

Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives.

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.