What gas leaves a pirate speechless?

Argon

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Why do feminists always seem so unhappy?

Because happy people usually leave cults.

Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

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Why does the noble gas always cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

What happened to all the funny chemistry puns?

They Argon...

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What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde

What do you call the german version of Harry Potter?

Heinrich Potter, and the chamber of gas.