What gas leaves a pirate speechless?

Argon

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Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

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Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

Why does Helium go up?

Because the floors Argon.

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How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.