What gas leaves a pirate speechless?

Argon

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What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

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Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks

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How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

What do you call a Scotsman with gas after a dodgy curry?

Bravefart