What gas leaves a pirate speechless?

Argon

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Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!

What is the difference between yoghurt and America?

When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!

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What gas leaves a pirate speechless?

Argon

What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks

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What do cars and humans have in common?

We both burn gas.

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"