What do you call two pencils fighting?

A grafight.

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Who is better? The 3rd wave feminist or the pencil?

The pencil is better. It has a point.

What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

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What would Captain America be called if he fought in Vietnam?

You weren't there man

What do you do if you're Fighting a group of circus performers?

Go for the juggler