What do you call two pencils fighting?

A grafight.

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What's the difference between a strawberry and a pencil?

One's a fruit, you idiot.

What the difference between a feminist and a pencil?

The pencil has a point

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What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.

What do you call a fight between film actors ?

Star wars !