How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?

When there's a tampon behind her ear and she's looking for her pencil.

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What did the pencil say?

Nevermind, it's pointless.

When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

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Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.

What's the best part about taking a shower with an 11 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back, she looks like an 8 year old boy.