How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?

When there's a tampon behind her ear and she's looking for her pencil.

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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How does my football throw look to you?

Me: Like you're good at science...

When are they going to bring slavery back?

I am tired of looking for a job.