How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?

When there's a tampon behind her ear and she's looking for her pencil.

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Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

Why did the man take a pencil to bed ?

To draw the curtains !

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Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep?

ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.

What's your best racist joke?

I was just looking for some good racially insensitive jokes for my friends. Gimme your worst, Reddit.