How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?

When there's a tampon behind her ear and she's looking for her pencil.

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How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

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What did Ronda Rousey's face look like after her fight with Holly Holm?

It was all broused up!

What's red and looks like a bucket?

A: A red bucket.