Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.

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Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

What do you call a good looking Lebanese man?

Azif

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What do your internal organs call their dating life?

Their homie-hoe-status

Why is it a bad idea to date a girl from the leper colony ?

Whenever they get upset, they cry their eyes out.

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Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns?

Because the Nerf hurt her.

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Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places