Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.

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What looks like red paint but is dry?

Dried red paint

Why did Tigger jump down the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

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Why do dinosaurs use Christian dating sites?

Because they can lie about their age!

Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

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What's Princess Leia's first name?

Comoniwanna.

Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

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What's Alderaan's main export?

Dead bodies.

Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.