Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.

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How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

How does every ethnic joke start?

By looking over your shoulder.

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What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

Why should you never take a pig out on a date?

She might squeal on you.

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What's Princess Leia's first name?

Comoniwanna.

Why did Chewbacca turn down Princess Leia?

She doesn't Swallowbacca.

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Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

What's Alderaan's main export?

Dead bodies.