Why did Chewbacca turn down Princess Leia?

She doesn't Swallowbacca.

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What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

What the hell is going on here?

Wife turns to the man and says "Told you he was stupid."

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How do you know when the Star Wars characters are safe?

Because they got Chewbacca

Why did Chewbacca turn down Princess Leia?

She doesn't Swallowbacca.

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Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

Why did Fred Durst sleep with Princess Leia?

He did it all for the Wookie, yeah!