Why did Chewbacca turn down Princess Leia?

She doesn't Swallowbacca.

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What did Medusa call the sheep she turned to stone?

Baaaaasalt

What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

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Why did Chewbacca cross the road?

WWWRRRRRRGWWWRRRR!

What do Han and Chewbacca use to communicate?

A wookiee talkie.

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Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.

What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns?

Because the Nerf hurt her.