Why did Chewbacca turn down Princess Leia?

She doesn't Swallowbacca.

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What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

How do you interrupt a vegans dinner?

Just turn on the sprinkler.

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Why did Chewbacca fail his driving test?

He made a few Wookiee errors.

What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets?

Wookieeleaks

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What's Princess Leia's first name?

Comoniwanna.

Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.