Why did Chewbacca turn down Princess Leia?

She doesn't Swallowbacca.

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Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

What turns a fruit into a vegetable?

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Why did Chewbacca turn down Princess Leia?

She doesn't Swallowbacca.

How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.