What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns?

Because the Nerf hurt her.

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What's the difference between me and a dentist?

The dentist pulls it out when it hurts.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed upon the cross?

Me! That hurts!"

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How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.

Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

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What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns?

Because the Nerf hurt her.

How many WoW devs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter. They'll just nerf darkness next patch instead.