What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns?

Because the Nerf hurt her.

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What's wrongdad?

Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.

What did the Russian woman say to her violent husband?

Vladislav, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

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Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.

How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.

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How many WoW devs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter. They'll just nerf darkness next patch instead.

What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns?

Because the Nerf hurt her.