What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns?

Because the Nerf hurt her.

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What is ISIS?

They are Radical!!! Please don't hurt me....

What did they call the Pillsbury Doughboy after he hurt his leg?

Limp Biscuit

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Why did Chewbacca turn down Princess Leia?

She doesn't Swallowbacca.

Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

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What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns?

Because the Nerf hurt her.

How many WoW devs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter. They'll just nerf darkness next patch instead.