Why are blondes hurt by people's words?

A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

A: Because red means stop.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are people without converse shoes dangerous?

Because they own none chucks.

Why do people smile in Africa?

So they won't run into each other in the dark.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why are you hitting that spider?

wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

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Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)

Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands

Dictionary Jokes More Dictionary Jokes

What word in the dictionary is always spelled wrong?

Wrong.

Why should you never get into an argument with a dictionary?

Because they'll always have the last word.