Why are blondes hurt by people's words?

A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

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How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".

Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads?

A: They want to measure their intelligence.

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How are rookie marathon runners like people with erectile dysfunction?

There both just honestly happy to finish

Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go to?

A: Heck

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

Because the bus hit him.

Why did the stick-figure man's arm keep hitting him in the face?

Because it was the punch line.

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What is white and hurts a homophobic man if it lands on him?

An airplane

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A dino-sore

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Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

Why are blondes hurt by people's words?

A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.