A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.
A: They always forget the recipe.
Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.
Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!
He never saw it coming.
Pillow fight!
A sandy hook.
The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.
Because they'll always have the last word.
In the dictionary.
