Pillow fight!
wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this
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A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)
They were all petrified.
One of those greasy bums is making a lot more money.
He has two clean fingers.
Pillow fight
A pillow fight