What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

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Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

How do Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

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Why did they kick Raggedy Anne out of the toybox?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"

What did the Frenchman yell on the roller coaster?

Yes!

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What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military?

A Sweeping Generalization.

Why was the hot teacher promoted to principal?

Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke :)

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What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

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What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

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What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

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