What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mexican, a queer, and an eskimo?

A snow-blower that doesn't work.

What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

quatro cinco

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

Why did the director yell at Kick at the set of Punchkicker 5?

Because he said Punch's line.

Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.

Promote Jokes More Promote Jokes

Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military?

A Sweeping Generalization.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

How many magazines did the racquetball footwear company make before going out of business?

Tennis shoes (Also: can anyone think of a more succinct buildup It seems kinda unwieldy to me)

Underlay Jokes More Underlay Jokes

What do Mexican's put under their carpet?

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What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit?

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