What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

Underlay! Underlay!

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican fireman name his children?

Jose and Hose B

Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.

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Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

What's the difference between my guitar and my girlfriend?

My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string

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What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

Underlay! Underlay!

Why is it good to post jokes about feminists?

It promotes equality.

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Why do brothels support Hillary?

Cause #FeelTheBern would be bad for business.

What do you call it when a woman of the church goes on a secret mission?

Nun of your business

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What do Mexican's put under their carpet?

Underlay

What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit?

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