What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

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What lives in the sea and yells?

A: A clam shouter.

What do toilets yell when they ride roller coasters?

Weeeeeeeee!!!

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What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

Why did Gateway computers go out of business?

Because they led to stronger and addictive computers.

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What do Mexicans put under their carpet?

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What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit?

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