What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit?

Underlay! Underlay!

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What do you call a Mexican whose car has been stolen?

Carlos

What hat does a Mexican wear to a funeral?

A somber-ero.

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What kind of photograph does Arnold Schwarzenegger take?

Polaroids.

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

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What's the highest story of any building?

Floor 20

What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

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What piece of bedding can also be known as a Mexican blanket?

the underlay! underlay!

What do Mexican's put under their carpet?

Underlay