What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit?

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Why would you throw a rock at a Mexican man riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike. Why would you throw a rock at a black man riding a bike? Because it's probably your black man.

How many Mexicans does it take to replace a light bulb?

Juan

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What kind of birds stick together?

Vel-crows

What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life?

A fish

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What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit?

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What do Mexican's put under their carpet?

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