What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit?

Underlay! Underlay!

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What do you call a Mexican that's in the rebellion?

A Rogue Juan

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two kids?

Jose and Hose-B

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What kind of beer was Dr. Stephen Strange serving?

It was his own Strange Brew. You would be Moranic not to like it.

What kind of name is Joaquin?

It's not Russian

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What are you looking for buddy?

Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:

What are these clothes on the floor?

A dead Jedi" I replied

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What piece of bedding can also be known as a Mexican blanket?

the underlay! underlay!

What did the Mexican put under his carpet?

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