What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit?

Underlay! Underlay!

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How do Mexicans greet Dr. Seuss?

Jesus!

Why do Mexicans keep naming their child Jesus?

Jesus wasn't Mexican. He was human.

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What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

What kind of database does a Pokedex use?

PokeMongoDB

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Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ?

He wanted to see the floor show !

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What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

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What did the Mexican put under his carpet?

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