What piece of bedding can also be known as a Mexican blanket?

the underlay! underlay!

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How do you know when you're at a hillbilly wedding?

A: Everyone is sitting on the same side of the church.

Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.

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Why did the fishing boat captain hire an all Mexican crew?

Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"

What do you call a Mexican that flies a plane?

A pilot, you racist!

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What screams "Allah Akbar" and then smashes your crockery to pieces?

A Daesh washer.

How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

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What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

Underlay! Underlay!

What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

Underlay! Underlay!