What piece of bedding can also be known as a Mexican blanket?

the underlay! underlay!

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How many Estonians you need to build a house in Finland ?

Who knows, there is no tax record of it.

How do you know if a woman is hot for you?

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans in quick sand?

Cuatro cinco

Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.

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How easy is it to get stoned in Amsterdam?

It's a piece of cake.

What do you call a piece of toast on the ceiling?

An Ethiopian rave.

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What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

Underlay! Underlay!

What does Speedy Gonzalez keep under his carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!