What piece of bedding can also be known as a Mexican blanket?

the underlay! underlay!

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What do you call a werewolf that knows it's a werewolf?

A self-awarewolf.

Why do Stasi officers make such good taxi drivers?

You get in the car and they already know your name and where you live.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican guy get for Christmas?

His verdict.

What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Syria?

A map.

What do you call a piece of pasta that doesn't have any friends?

Cannelonely!

Underlay Jokes More Underlay Jokes

What does Speedy Gonzalez keep under his carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

What did the Mexican put under his carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!