What did the Mexican guy get for Christmas?

His verdict.

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Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

Underlay! Underlay!

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What does the kid with no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What is the cow's holiday greeting?

Mooooory Christmas!

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Why does the Mexican guy take xanax?

For hispanic attacks Edit: Happy Cinco de Mayo

What do you call two Mexican guys playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.