What did the Mexican guy get for Christmas?

His verdict.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How many Mexicans does it take to replace a light bulb?

Juan

Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

How are black people like Christmas lights?

Half of them don't work and the ones that do aren't that bright

What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

Mexican Guy Jokes More Mexican Guy Jokes

What do you call a mexican guy with a rubber toe?

Roberto

What do you call a Mexican guy who's car always goes missing?

Carlos.