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Because she's Transparent.
Organised crime.
It was occupied.
I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer.
Trick question. Idiots can't screw in lightbulbs regardless of help from other idiots.
Tell him he's a duck.
A blind guy with a rubix cube