Why won't you find any gondolas in the Eternal City?

Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.

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What did the chemist say when hr found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

How did the steak knife find himself after drunk driving?

In car, serrated

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Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory?

So that they could make fish and chips.

Who built the first American car?

Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims " Student: "Yeah they made the Mayflower Compact."

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What's the best city to search the World Wide Web in?

Rome.

How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

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Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

because then they'd be called bagels!