Why won't you find any gondolas in the Eternal City?

Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.

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Why does everyone find the absolute value of zero so funny?

l0l

What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

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What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

What did the terrorist say to the police before he blew up the building?

C4 yourself!

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What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

Why won't you find any gondolas in the Eternal City?

Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.

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Why do seagulls only fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls.

What kind of seagull flies over a bay?

A Bay-gull