Why won't you find any gondolas in the Eternal City?

Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.

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Where can you find some of the world's largest vegetables?

In an American nursing home.

What were you doing?

flashback to me trying to find the actual Hogwarts* "Grad school."

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Why do people keep building so many new mausoleums?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why were India kicked out of the Soccer world Cup held in England in 1966 ?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."

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What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

When in Rome do as the Romans you know?

Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry

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What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay?

a bagel