When in Rome do as the Romans you know?

Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry

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Salesman: Sir, we've been over this, I don't know how many McNuggets it will hold.

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. But I don't know how they got in there.

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Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.

What did Cesar say when the people of Rome wanted to re-empower the Tribune?

Oh, Plebes.

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How many Roman pirates does it take to change a light bulb?

I I

What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it!"

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When in Rome do as the Romans you know?

Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry

Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.