When in Rome do as the Romans you know?

Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry

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What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

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What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

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What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

What Roman dictator suffered from Epilepsy?

Julius Seizure.

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Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.

When in Rome do as the Romans you know?

Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry