When in Rome do as the Romans you know?

Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry

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How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

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What's the best city to search the World Wide Web in?

Rome.

Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.

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What's it called when a Roman sees too many flashing colors?

A Julius Seizure.

What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

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When in Rome do as the Romans you know?

Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry

Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.