When in Rome do as the Romans you know?

Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry

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What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

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How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

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Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

What do you call a Roman warrior with hair in his mouth?

Gladiator Get it? Glad He Ate Her..

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Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.

When in Rome do as the Romans you know?

Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry