When in Rome do as the Romans you know?

Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry

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Who's the funniest girl you know?

A: Lola.

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

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What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

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Why was the dieting Roman so thrilled?

His toga size went from L to XL.

What taste good?

Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke Tender: *facepalm*

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When in Rome do as the Romans you know?

Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry

Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.