When in Rome do as the Romans you know?

Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry

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Where is the English Channel?

Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up

What about yours?

Me:I wouldn't know... I don't talk to him about you...

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How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

Why was math so easy in ancient Rome?

x always equals 10

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What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

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Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.

When in Rome do as the Romans you know?

Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry