What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

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What do you call it when a plant used TV Tropes?

A TV Tropism.

Why can't you use "Beef stew"as a password?

Because it's not stroganoff.

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What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains.

Where do epileptics get pizza?

Little Seizures.

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What do you get when you cut up an avagadro?

Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He's all right now.

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What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

What English King invented the fireplace ?

Alfred the grate !

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How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

How did Roman magistrates keep fit?

Pontius Pilates.