What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

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What music service do potatoes like to use?

Spudify.

What small plant is used in war?

The millitree.

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What do a pizza and this joke have in common?

They're both cheesy.

What is the dankest kind of pizza?

Pepe-roni

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Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

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What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

Who invented schools and teaching?

Ed. U. Cation!

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How did Roman magistrates keep fit?

Pontius Pilates.

Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging?

Because X was always 10