What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

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How do you call the social media that your grandmother uses?

Instagran

What do Australian emos use to cut their wrists?

Rise up lights

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What's the difference between necrophilia and a pizza?

Even if it is cold it's still good.

How do Mexicans cut their pizzas?

With Little Caesars

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How was the Roman Empire cut in two?

With a pair of Caesars.

Who's there ! Adelia ! Adelia who ?

Adelia the cards after you cut the pack !

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Who invented schools and teaching?

Ed. U. Cation!

What if we gave people enough for three fries?

guy who invented ketchup packets

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What do you call a lost legion?

A Roman army

What did the old Frankish barbarians say to the Roman invasion?

You don't have the to do it!"