What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt.

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What did 0 say to 1?

You're turning me on!

Why are diapers like $10 bills?

Because you have to change them.

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What were the favorite Linux text editors of 8 randomly selected Monty Python fans?

vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, emacs, and vim.

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby ?

20 minutes, thermostat 8.

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What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt.

What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt."