What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt."

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What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes...

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Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny?

Because 7, 10, 11.

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

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What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt.

What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt."