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What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt."

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What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt.

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

because they pump-kin

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What does Mexican binary code consist of?

Zeros and Juans.

How do you know you're golfing with a politician?

When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.

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What did the number zero say to the number eight?

Nice belt."

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13\. Number 9 will shock you!

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How do frat boys cut down trees?

With a sah, dude

What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt."

0 Jokes More 0 Jokes

Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

Why do push up bras not work for some girls?

Because 0x0 is always 0.