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What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt."

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What did the 0 say to the 8?

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Zero Jokes More Zero Jokes

What do you call a scale that always resets itself to zero?

Tareable

Why are catholic priests so Eco-friendly?

Zero emissions.

0 Jokes More 0 Jokes

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes...

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

Why does 7 and 8 feel very uncomfortable?

Because they're stuck between a 69.

Why could 8 see that 6 was afraid of 7?

Because 7 was mean. Get it?

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

Where is all the color white?

Bartender says, "dude, this is a gray bar.

How do frat boys cut down trees?

With a sah, dude

O Jokes More O Jokes

What's that over there, is it a gho-o-o-ost?

Ooooooooo S: OK! OK!

What is the formula for water ?

George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you George: Sure you said H to O !

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.