What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

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The "steaks" get higher

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I stopped butchering goats.

Where do ghost trains stop?

At devil crossings.

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because there were "Too Many Cooks".

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Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

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What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

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Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

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Batman!

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The letter "D" !

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Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

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I'm just here so I won't get fined.

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It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!"

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Thanks I needed that.

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Because his nuts were in his neck!

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What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

How many feminists does it take to dismantle the patriarchy?

None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them :)