What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

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What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

What happens when everything's coming your way?

Instructor: You're in the wrong lane.

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Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer ?

Because it hurt.

What is the best part of Pokemon Go?

I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.

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Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

What do you call Bambi's friend dead on the road?

Thumpthumper

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Why do you have 0 viewers on Twitch?

Because not even Nightbot is watching you.

What's the difference between a chick pea and potato?

I've never paid $50 to have a potato on my face.

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What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

What do you call a speeding vegetable?

Michael Schumacher.

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What's a holocaust denier's favorite month?

July

What month was King Kong born in?

Ape-ril

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How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you

What happens if a pig parks illegally?

A: It oink-urs a fine.

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Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?

A: His ghoul friend.

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!"

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Why could Frankenstein's Monster not have children?

Because his nuts were in his neck!

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

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How many feminists does it take to dismantle the patriarchy?

None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them :)

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.