What is the Speed of Darkness?

Batman!

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What's black and blue and about to hurt someone?

Batman thinking about his dead parents.

Why did batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

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What's a junkie's favorite videogame?

Need for Speed.

Why isn't the speed of light Asian?

Because it never gets better than a 'C'.

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Which nut could pimp the Prince of Darkness?

Mack-a-Dameon.

How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.