What is the Speed of Darkness?

Batman!

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What happens when the Batman sees Catwoman?

The Dark Knight Rises.

Why's he in his underwear?

Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.

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Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

What do you call a speeding vegetable?

Michael Schumacher.

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How many WoW devs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter. They'll just nerf darkness next patch instead.

What is the Speed of Darkness?

Batman!