What is the Speed of Darkness?

Batman!

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What's in common between Batman and a black guy?

They can't go into a store without Robin

What do you get if you group 8 sodium atoms together?

Batman.

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What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

Darkness Jokes More Darkness Jokes

How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

What's faster than light?

Darkness, my old friend.