What did Jupiter say to Saturn when he found out Saturn was pregnant?

Did you planet?

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What's the key to finding love?

Rohypnol

What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.

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What did Jupiter say to Saturn when he found out Saturn was pregnant?

Did you planet?

What do you call a rabbi who plays miniature golf?

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Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.