Jupiter Jokes

What do you call a rabbi who plays miniature golf?

Jupiter

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What did Jupiter say to Saturn when he found out Saturn was pregnant?

Did you planet?

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What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

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3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

Why can't a blonde dial 911?

Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.

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How do Rabbis make money?

They keep the tips.

What's your favourite priest and a rabbi joke?

Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"

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Why should you never play Uno with a Mexican?

Because they'll steal all the green cards.

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

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What is a Chihuahua's favorite sport?

Miniature golf!

What do you call a rabbi who plays miniature golf?

Jupiter