Jupiter Jokes

What do you call a rabbi who plays miniature golf?

Jupiter

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What did Jupiter say to Saturn when he found out Saturn was pregnant?

Did you planet?

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Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!

What's worse than getting AIDs?

Having to find out that your dog has AIDs too.

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Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

Why didn't I play in the Woman's world chess championships?

Because I ran

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Where'd the rabbi stay on business?

The L'Hyatt

When is a rabbi dishonest?

July

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What do you call a rabbi who plays miniature golf?

Jupiter

What is a Chihuahua's favorite sport?

Miniature golf!

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What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.

What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.