Jupiter Jokes

What do you call a rabbi who plays miniature golf?

Jupiter

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What did Jupiter say to Saturn when he found out Saturn was pregnant?

Did you planet?

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How did the blind priest find the choir boys?

Satisfying.

What do you call it when a neurologist is found embezzling and he later runs away?

A Fraudian slip.

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What is a Chihuahua's favorite sport?

Miniature golf!

What do you call a rabbi who plays miniature golf?

Jupiter

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What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.

How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

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Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

How can you tell if your stormtroopers just played paintball in their freetime again?

You can't.

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What did the Kiwi say to the Rabbi?

Hebrew".

What's your favourite priest and a rabbi joke?

Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"