How will I ever find the right woman?

She replied "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."

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What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe.

What do you call a projectile that is very good at finding friends?

A homie missile.

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Who?

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? I thought you said you would never forget!

Knock! Knock! Who's there! Beets! Beets who?

Beets me but I just forgot the joke!

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What are these clothes on the floor?

A dead Jedi" I replied

Why would I play something I have no chance of winning?

I replied.

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What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.

How will I ever find the right woman?

She replied "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."

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Why did the blonde stare at the Ford?

It said Focus.

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.