What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

How did NBC respond to someone who criticized their broadcasting?

I ( ) can't ( ) understand ( ) your accent ( ).

What part of "No" don't you understand?

Probably the whole thing I'm guessing. It's a pretty short word. What You're a squirrel Sorry

Offer Jokes More Offer Jokes

What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

A: Change.

Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

Sociologist Jokes More Sociologist Jokes

Whats the difference between an anthropologist and a sociologist?

Anthropologists hate Western Civilization. Sociologists only hate America.

What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.