What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.

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Me! That hurts!"

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Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.