What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho". ;;

Offer Jokes More Offer Jokes

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

A: Change.

Mafia Jokes More Mafia Jokes

What do you call the mafia of aggressive pepper salesmen?

The all up in yo business.

What do you call the person that cleans the Mafia's hotel rooms?

A maid man.

Sociologist Jokes More Sociologist Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.

Whats the difference between an anthropologist and a sociologist?

Anthropologists hate Western Civilization. Sociologists only hate America.